March 2009
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I get the sense I was being mocked on omegle.com
Stranger: piitb?
You: hello?
Stranger: is that a no?
You: I don't know what 'piitb' means.
Stranger: just say yes, and I will love you forever
You: It would be disingenuous to say 'yes' to something I didn't understand even if it means loosing your affections.
Stranger: google it... maybe it will persuade you...
You: ok
Stranger: is that an ok you'll do it, or ok you'll google it?
You: that makes more sense now.
Stranger: so yes? :eeps:
You: I've only had some experience putting things in butts. Suppositories and enemas.
Stranger: Mmmmmm... so it's nice and clean then?
You: I'm regular so I don't need pharmaceuticals to aid elimination. I only administer supps and enemas to my patients who are constipated.
Stranger: Patients? So you get to do this stuff for money? You are my hero!
You: I save lives. My job does not revolve around supps and enemas but if constipation needs to be treated I'll use my knowledge and skills to fix the problem.
You: So you do this sort of thing for free?
Stranger: srsbsns
Stranger: Sure. I'm a giver.
You: Do you drink much cranberry juice?
Stranger: Haha... all the time actually
You: Excellent. UTIs are bad.
You: I think you'd appreciate this. It's really tasty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pq8TFptKR4
Stranger: Mmmm... indeed... :drool:
You: I have them all the time. It's the best time.
You: I guess you're not Aussie.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
flovemylife:
I ate over a pound of hummus this week. FLML
Well done.
Have you...
delbertshoopman:
ever just killed a whole bag of fritos before going to bed?
FUCK!!! …this is how pimples happen, isn’t it?
NO.
What are fritos?
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Square Foot Gardening →
Interesting concept. Watch the short video to get the gist of it. Have one of these and add a few chooks (hens etc) and you’re ready for the impending total economic collapse (sort of) :/
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fmylife:
Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML
There’s a lot of funny stuff on the Fuck My Life site but this entry is truely sad.
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Annoying Vimeo Users part 5: Vidders
stever:
Vidders are the people who make those tedious fan videos that pair portentous scenes from TV shows like Buffy or Xena with a musical accompaniment of their own choosing (usually some intense dramatic caterwauling). These videos used to be all over YouTube, but many have been removed after complaints about copyright from the TV companies. The result has been that vidders have started...
