“The Logical Song” by Supertramp from Breakfast in America (1979).
A sentence I never thought I’d say: Yesterday, Elmo told me that I look like Joaquin Phoenix.
I’d explain more, but I honestly don’t know what else to tell you. That really covers everything you need to know: Yesterday, Elmo (the muppet) told me (Dan) that I look like Joaquin Phoenix (the former actor/current crazy person).
Let’s compare and contrast.
Joaquin Phoenix:
Me:
I guess I just don’t see it, Elmo.



