Guys, my e-bay auction, “I’ll make a sweet fun video about whatever you want” (Item #220351583296) is going to be done in THREE DAYS. What are you waiting for?
Why you should bid on my auction:
- Whatever I make will be whatever you want it to be!
- I will do everything I can to make sure you love it. My biggest nightmare is letting someone down.
- I’ve been making videos for 15 years.
- I’ve made videos for VH-1.com, Comedy Central.com, Channel 101.com, Channel101 New York, NextNewNetworks.com, Derek Water’s LOL show, Miller Brewing, Movie Night, my campus college cable station, my best friends, my ex-girlfriends, my relatives, myself, and more.
- It’ll be fun/weird/funny/epic and different.
So come on. Bid on up. The worst thing that could happen is you set unreal expectations in regard to what I’m capable of doing with the budget you provide and wind up feeling sour about your purchase and deeply regret it years later when you don’t have as much expendable income. And that’s the WORST CASE SCENARIO!
I’m still winning. The Australian dollar had better not crash (any more).
